PortableApps.com

For those of you who don't know it yet, there is a very VERY easy and effective way to utilize your flash sticks. It's called PortableApps.com and it supports an impressive amount of appz custom made for running from your flash stick.

So go check it out!

John Conway's Game of Life

When I first came upon this "game" I wasn't too impressed, the basic functions of the game and the fact that my patterns just disappeared annoyed me and I couldn't see a point in it. This was of course in the era of 386's when I was in my early teens.

Then I came upon a simple but fun flash that took the Game of Life and made a puzzle game out of it, and in the process taught me the basic rules of the game. Much appreciated and all of a sudden the little annoying app I couldn't understand suddenly made sense.

If you wish to play it: The irRegularGame of Life (sponsored by Newgrounds)

When I managed to plow through the 42 levels I found myself wanting more and started googling for a more updated Game of Life application.
It took a bit of working but finally I found Golly (on SourceForge). A very well developed and resource friendly application for the wonderful world of Cellular Automata.

The problem with the Swedish Language

I usually don't bother thinking much about my native tongue Swedish but I've always had a strange distaste for it. Recently it hit me that it wasn't the languages structure or grammar that bothered me so much as that it contains a plethora of words that have a very strong negative/vulgar/obscene meaning for some of the most beautiful and pleasurable things in the world.

Take one of the prime examples that really turns me off Swedish: Nipple, in Swedish we have the word Bröstvårta which literally means breast wart (No I'm not lying).. Breast wart, like it's some kind of diseased outgrowth.. I like nipples, I like the word nipple. Really rolls well on the tongue and has a whimsical and happy feel to it. I'm struggling to find a good substitute to it in Swedish but so far turned out blank.

This goes on and on, the words used for different body parts in Swedish are loaded with negative connotations or are just assimilated medical terms with a clinical dryness that takes all the fun and pleasure out of them.

Aureole, in Swedish it's called Vårtgård (sigh...) Wart Yard ( or Wart Farm depending on the translation of the word gård).. Aureole... another word that fits perfectly in the mouth, almost delicious to say and really has that nice feel to it that you associate with Aureoles...

Language envy. Thinking of moving to an English speaking country and rid myself of the heinous linguistic heritage I've come to abhor so much...

Sick of pr0n

Growing sick of pr0n was something I thought I'd never do. But here I am, watching one of the myriads of massproduced humpmovies and I can't for the life of me find it even the slightest bit arousing.

1. Is the girl goodlooking? Yep, check
2. Is the guy ordinary enough not to draw attention? Yep, check
3. Are they doing the standard poses? Yep, check...

Acrobatic sex, modern produced pornography can best be called acrobatic sex, none of the participants looks like they are doing anything but faking their enjoyment of it.

The poses they use are so weird that you can't do anything but think about how painful it must be doing them. Who in their right mind has sex in those ridiculous poses anyway? It sure doesn't feel good doing them, (trust me, I've tried much to her amusement), and it's so bloody uncomfortable that one can't help but wonder: Why do a whole multi billion dollar business devote so much money to make pr0n that is
supposed to be arousing and exciting, fail so miserably?

It's the wierd acrobatic poses, it's the lack of context of the actions, it's simply the lack of realism and that those who actually has some real life experience can plainly see that it just DOESN'T FEEL GOOD. No wonder amateur porn is growing so fast.. At least it's authentic... Well... Up and until they get too much money and they start doing the same mistakes the big producers repeat categorically.

Sick of this shit, why even bother with the crap.. Just glad I'm not wasting any money on it..

The golden Compass

Ok, so I'm usually not that high on movies, (non interactive media is so previous century) but this one had me curious. Unfortunately the movie was so full of fail it was almost painful to watch.

The story itself was pretty good, the CG:work awesome, and Nicole Kidman, yumm (I dun care that she had the misfortune of dating Tom (Xenu) Cruise, she's still one of the utterly few truly drop dead gorgeous women in Hollywood).

The problem with the movie is that it failed miserably at telling the story, it didn't give any introduction to either the world, the setting, the reasons behind the story nor any of the characters. Everything was just pumped into the movie and heavily cut in order to ensure that it fit within the timeframe.

Other problems with the story itself, it didn't give reasons for almost any of the events, everything just happend leaving you with a feeling of "Huh? WTF? Where did that come from?" over and over again, The characters weren't properly introduced and allegiances were forged for the most mundane, pointless and ridiculous reasons. Characters were put into the story in the middle of the movie without giving even a sane explanation to why they were trusted to join up.

Final opinion on why it FAIL so badly :It seemed so heavily compressed that the whole movie felt like a mere teaser instead of a fullblown production. It was like reading a tl;dr version of whatever is the basis for the script. No wonder it flunked the theaters, despite Nicole Kidman..

Just a quick Uplink update

Just plowed through the Arumor side of the main storyline. Also did a second bank hack at 700k credits. Dunno what to do with the money, I have the best gateway, all the most power full cpu's and all the highest versions of the software that is useful, now what? Start a new account and run the ARC portion?

As for the gamebible.zip being password encrypted, don't you think there is "too many secrets?" in this world already?

An old favourite of mine revisited

For those of you who hasn't seen this game before, I can only say, check it out NOW. This is by far the most innovative and amusing game to play for all of us computer geeks.

The game starts with you signing up at Uplink to become a professional cracker (note the avoidance of the term hacker, hacker is imho something entirely different from a cracker) who makes his/her living out of compromising the security of everything from corporate mainframes to academic records to bank accounts to fulfill the tasks you are given.
Introversion's Uplink is one of the most captivating and innovative games I've played in a long time.

The best thing about this game is that the storyline is very loosely held, you play it when you feel ready for it. There are tons of other missions to complete to gain money to buy better programs, better hardware, and even upgrading your gateway (the computer frame you connect through when you crack computers).

And if you should stumble upon a bank account with a sizable content, then the only thing that is stopping you from moving those funds into your account is if you have the skill, knowhow, proper equipment/programs and backbone to do so. (my personal record is moving 900,000 credits into my own account).

It also features a fully functional stock market that you can both play and influence, have a job from a company that wants you to ruin their competitors? Buy the hiring company's stocks before the job. Do what you are asked to do, then fast forward 24 hours and watch your stocks increase in value.

A few tips along the way:

• Whenever you crack, always connect through either the Uplink test server or the interNIC server first. InterNIC preferably since there is no trace what so ever from this server.
• Always bounce through several other servers, the more servers the better. This will give you more time to perform your task.
• Always delete the reroute logs fro the interNIC log so you cannot be passively traced.
• Know when to bail when you have an Active Trace on your trail, if they get too close disconnect and try again.
• If you have time, delete the logs from the target computer as well, this will cause even further confusion.
• Connecting through a couple of goverment owned computers makes it harder for a passive trace to gain result.
• Connecting though a server where you have a useraccount makes take longer for an active trace, connecting through a computer where you have a working admin account makes gives you even more time.
• Buy the best software you can afford, there is no point in getting the v1 stuff unless you can't afford better.

Play it cool, don't download this game, buy it, Introversion is a small company with a lot of innovative ideas that pushes the limit of what we perceive as games. They deserve the income (at least imo).

Southpark? season 12, WTF!?

Ok, just watched the two first episodes of South Park season 12. Boy was I disappointed. I mean, what the fuck?

The first one about HIV, the only thing funny in it was Kyle's joy over Cartman being infected. But seriously the story was piss poor, the humor steeped to a level of idiocy it was painful to watch.

Second episode, Britney Spears. Seriously?? A whole episode about Britney Spears? I mean come on, couldn't you think about anything better to make a whole South Park Episode about?

Both episodes so far have had piss poor manuscripts, lame and pointless humor. Butters dressed as a squirrel, so much more fun could have been had from that idea yet they completely blew it. Whoever writes the manuscripts need to get a serious whack in the head for writing this crap, come on, season 11 was way better than this.

Cygwin My new Love

Cygwin

Alright, I admit it, I love the Linux terminal. But I've never known enough about linux to make the big step of migrating from windows. That's why I was completely blown away by this program.

Cygwin basically adds a lot of the functionality of the Linux bash shell to your windows installation. What this means is that the command prompt in windows has finally gotten a big fat injection of Linux steroids.

I must say I love using cygwin, it allows for advanced manipulations at the command prompt that is previously unheard of in a windows system, and it also allows you to get to know the Linux terminal before going for the full migration.

Part of the problem with linux is that installing it means you have to know a whole lot about it beforehand, if you don't, you won't be able to make very much use of it.
Cygwin helps out here, allowing you to get to know some of the power that lies in the linux system before having to deal with a full installation.

I know, there a re live CD's, but they still don't fully cut it IMHO, they have their uses but they still require some indepth knowledge about linux to be useful.

So why is Cygwin so useful? One of the base strengths of Linux is it's text manipulation functions. Something that only a handful very expensive programs can do in windows. Well, up until I found Cygwin that was true anyway.

If you wish to get to know the power of the Linux systems before you take the plunge into a full migration I strongly recommend installing cygwin.

Playing around with a webserver

If you haven't done it already, i strongly suggest playing around with some of the fun free webserver stuff out there. i've compiled a list of links to interesting places that might spark your interest in these things.

WAMP - A Website solution containing MySQL (community edition), PHP, Apache Webserver and lots more. No need to get gray hairs trying to get PHP to recognize the MySQL installation or to get both working in Apache, this solution does it for you.

phpBB - A quick and easily managed free Web Forum solution. Really neat, check out v3 with the sweet new prosilver theme.

MediaWiki.org - MediaWiki is the Wiki system that Wikipedia uses. Play around with your own Wiki and have lot's of fun.

There is no need to make a full blown serious website, just play around on your home LAN. Set up an internal web server for your house, family etc. Tons of potential and lots of fun playing around with.